PAIcom (furry computer assistant)
A downloadable game for Windows
PAIcom! The funniest and best furry voice computer assistant there is!
[Also the first furry (protogen) computer assistant in the world!]
Using your microphone you can talk to him! (Creator note: It is very nice to talk to an AI when you don't have friends!)
He can open apps, games, websites on your computer and much more! (+ he can be fully modded!!!)
Works on desktop and VR and has a nice DISCORD community!
Now available to download on itch.io and soon on Steam!
SO WISHLIST IT NOW ON STEAM!
He is VERY FUNNY!
PAIcom is very FUNNY!!
He has a joke for all the voice commands he has!
He is very fast!
He is very fast!
Source: trust me bro
PAIcom can be FULLY MODDED (without coding knowledge)
Yes, you heard me right! MOD PAICOM!
You will be able to change PAIcom's name, skin, responses, voice, etc!
YOU will be able to even make your OWN VOICE COMPUTER ASSISTANT using PAIcom's "engine"!
ISN'T THAT EXCITING?
Steam VR and SlimeVR Compatible
PAIcom works in any vr form however it works the best with SteamVR!
You can tell PAIcom to change your steam status, open steam/steam vr games and... if you are in a Full Body Tracking game with the SlimeVR trackers, you can tell PAIcom to calibrate them real fast if they drift!
Okay so how do you afford this?
I can't afford it lmfao.
So if ya want to help me please consider buying my software here (or on steam) for 5.99$
You can also buy PAIcom premium on my Patreon and get exclusive benefits and content!
Official Patreon page: https://www.patreon.com/paicom?fan_landing=true
3D Model made by Nukude and modified by Ovidiu Dendrino / scripter S
Protogen species made by Malice-Risu (@CoolKoinu)
Purchase
In order to download this game you must purchase it at or above the minimum price of $5.99 USD. You will get access to the following files:
Development log
- PAicom Steam release!?!? (info)67 days ago
- Event + Credit Card update + 20% discountDec 15, 2023
- PAIcom is now on STEAM!!!!Sep 22, 2023
- PAIcom IS BACK!!!!!Sep 07, 2023
- I have sad news...Mar 17, 2023
Comments
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yo, how many wishlist has got paicom? (exact number if posible)
and when u tink u will reach ur goal of 2,5k wishlists at this pace?
i say this because i swear to god im SO EAGER for it to b released in steam!
il purchase it as soon as i see it able in steam!
Eh...is there anyway to let the cute creature identify other language like Chinese? Since I'm a Chinese and I want to use it in my language.(He is so CUUUUUUTE~)
I dont tink he can, ive readed other coments and he said that PAIcom just understands english for now, but maybe he will add compatibility for other languages, well see how this goes :P
Cant seem to get it to work on my opera GX. could just be because im not much of a tech savvy :/
PAicom is not an opera GX addon tho...
I think you are trying to open the .rar file with opera GX.
(You should open it with winrar or other alternatives)
But don't worry, we can help you in real time in my discord server! ':D
Just join and go in the #help channel! :3
how do i know that PAIcom is safe for my computer and my cyber privacy
That's A GREAT QUESTION!
I am really pissed at how Google (with their Google Assistant), Amazon (with their Amazon Alexa Assistant) and even Apple (with their Siri assistant) "legally steal" soo much of your personal data for no reason.
However, PAIcom is different!
PAIcom doesn't store or send ANY and I really mean ANY of your data.
What you do with PAicom is your business and nothing leaves your computer.
You can verify that by trying to find PAIcom's "Privacy Policy" which right now is not existent because PAicom does not and will not store or send any of your information(s).
To be fully transparent and honest with you, PAicom did had a "Privacy Policy" and it did send me every time a command was used so I could get a "chart" of what were the most popular commands in PAIcom.
That only happened in PAicom ver 0.2 till 0.4 (we are now at PAicom version 0.6, soon releasing 0.7) and I was doing that so I could see what were the most popular and used voice commands and make similar and useful voice commands like the popular ones.
I was doing that because PAicom is a voice computer assistant, aka all the responses/animations are written, animated and voice acted by me and that takes a lot of time.
Because I was and still am the 2nd best piano player for my age category from Romania I didn't had time to work on PAIcom because of national Piano contests and I wanted to make voice commands that would actually be used and be useful in PAIcom, so I resorted to that method for just version 0.2 till 0.4 .
After I did that "experiment" I understood what people wanted from PAicom so I removed all communications between PAicom and me in version 0.5 . (aka PAicom is not sending any information since and will not send any data to me in the future aswell)
And if people want specific stuff in PAicom, they can just write me their ideas on discord now! :3
So to wrap things up, PAicom is a top selling software (voice assistant) that is safe to use!
Because I am legally required to disclose everything it does, you can check my statements (aka that PAIcom doesn't store or send any data) both here on itch.io but also on Steam! ':D
I hope I helped ya and if ya have more questions, don't hesitate to ask me! >w<
Hey Ovidiu, i need help with Paicom, he dosen't listen to me for some reason, i did everything in like in help video but he still doesn't listen to me, idk what's the problem
I am very sorry to hear that my silly goober (aka PAicom lol) is not working on your computer...
BUT DON'T WORRY!!11!1!
Just join my discord server so we can help you make PAIcom work!! ':D
Update: The user was helped and now he is enjoying PAicom >w<
How does the application work on the Steam Deck LCD(if at all)?
If you have Windows 10/11 installed on your Steam Deck (main operating system or secondary using double boot) PAIcom should work! ':D
I can't say for sure because I don't have a steam deck and can't try myself...
But... I hope I helped ya! :3
Goal Reached~
WHATTTTT!?!?!?!?!
BRO YALL INSANE HAHAHAHA
ITS LITERALLY BEEN A FEW HOURS AND YALL ALREADY SMASHED THE GOAL?
THANK YALL SOO SOO SOO SOO SOO SOO MUCHHH!
YALL THE FRICKING BESTTT!!!!
my computer says it won't launch it because it thinks its a virus? what do I do?
Hello there!
I am sorry to hear PAIcom was falsely flagged as a virus...
He rarely gets falsely flagged as a virus... and when he does get flagged as one it is because he uses your microphone... (he uses your microphone to hear you... because he is a voice assistant haha)
To fix this issue, reinstall PAIcom and after that find the place where u reinstalled PAIcom and whitelist it in your antivirus software!
(I can also help you with that! Be sure to join the discord server and go to the #help channel)
I hope I helped you and THANK YOU FOR PURCHASING PAICOM!!! :3
I hope ya will be able to enjoy it soon! :D
Edit: (I helped him in discord and the issue was solved)
how do I get the premium PAIcom? I paid the $5 on patreon
AYY THANK YOU A LOT FOR THE PURCHASE!!!
I just finished sending the PAIcom licenses to the new Patreons I got today and yesterday... right now!
So be sure to check your Patreon dms to get your license and also the awesome perks! :3
(again THANKSSS)
Can I pay other way than PayPal?
You should be able to buy PAIcom thru Patreon (thru credit card)
Just be sure you get the 5$ tier (or the more expensive ones) so you get the license.
(+ because you are doing it that way you also get your name in the PAIcom software for everyone to see)
Link: https://www.patreon.com/paicom
Thank you for checking my stuff out! ':D
Update: You can now also purchase PAIcom using any credit card right here on itch.io!
I hope I helped ya! ':D
EDIT: PAIcom works now! :3
will this be on the steam deck
PAIcom should work on any Steam Deck that runs windows 10 or 11.
However I did not tested it yet (because I dont have a steam deck lol)
Before I will launch PAIcom on Steam I will do a lot of testing with users that have Steam Decks (both the LCD version and OLED version) and make a post about it.
I hope I helped ya! ':D
free (demo) version nonexistent.
There was a PAIcom demo when PAIcom launched but a few months ago I decided to remove it because it was really outdated and didnt reflect the new current state of the premium version of PAIcom. (Since launch, PAIcom got a lot of updates that made him have more feature and be more awesome haha)
Eventually I will update the demo and re-release it however right now I am mostly focusing on releasing the premium PAIcom Steam version + it's features (ex: the modding steam-workshop feature, etc)
I hope I helped you and I hope ya will have a nice day/night! :3
i wanna get this but i don't wanna use my money :(
I will give it to you for free!!
If you have the lastest Steam Deck OLED + an external microphone tho (the external mic is optional)
I really need latest (OLED) Steam Deck testers before launching PAIcom on Steam lol
I have the latest OLED steam deck. I’ll test it
when are you gonna release it on steam i need that proto
PAIcom will be on steam I get 2500 wishlist on Steam! ':D
Right now I have over 1900
(I do that because all the developers from Steam recommend atleast 2500 for your game/software to not be hidden/not promoted or shown at all by the Steam algorithm to other users)
[basically Steam made their algorithm try to guess what games are shovelware so they would pretty much hide that. They are doing it based on every software/game's popularity lol... So thats why I dont wanna be on Steam's bad side + thats why I wanna get wishlists xD]
So wishlist PAIcom now, gamer!!!1111!!11!
thank you for telling me that i already wishlisted it :3
I love him so much i need him NOW. when i get my first paycheck from my new job i NEED this. haahhahaha
AYYY I AM GLAD THAT YOU LOVE MY PROJECT!!!
GOOD LUCK AT UR JOB!!!! ':D
WARNING!!
For a few days, credit card payments won't work!
(aka you can't buy PAIcom with your credit card right now, you can buy it just with PayPal or a credit card linked thru PayPal)
We are working on this issue!
Do you have to say a certain thing for PAIcom to answer
Hello there!
Because I wanted to make PAIcom unique, PAIcom is a voice assistant, not an AI or some ChatGPT type bullshit xD.
(because AI/chatGPT's jokes and sometimes responses didn't make me laugh at all... or made me think he is a silly mf that has lots of personality, I chose to write and voice-act every response)
So yes, you have to say certain things for PAIcom to answer.
For now, he has over 60 voice commands but I am adding more and more every few months!
I hope I helped you and I hope you will have a nice day/night! :3
Thank you this does help
No problem!
I am really happy I was able to help!
I hope you will have a nice day/night! ':D
(One more thing, I edited the original reply to fix some minor grammar issues)
cant smash him but i loved him 11/10
I am really REALLY happy to hear you love PAIcom!
However, dont give rule34 artists ideas because my other assistant already got "art" on that website.... HAHAHAHA
Thank you xDDz
Very funny!
AYYY glad to hear that you are really enjoying PAIcom! :3
Please quickly put it on the Steam platform, I really need it
I will put it as soon as I can.
Sadly University is really fucking me up... but I will work on PAIcom and put him on Steam as soon as I can.
You can "wishlist" him on Steam right now btw!
(You will get notified when PAicom will be available for purchase on Steam + it will help me a lot)
And finally, thank you for your comment :3
YAY more things to waste my money on! :3
Worth the money tho :3
-the creator lmao
Payed and done :) By the way, how's the steam key gonna work? are you gonna like add a text file to the download or something?
Soon the game will be available in steam, especially for Russians :D
im really sad it costs money because i havo no money :,{
its not that much
Not everyone has the money to spare and not everyone has money on their card :/
PAICOM IS NOW ON STEAM!!!
WISHLIST HIM NOW!!!
is the demo still up?
Will you ever be able to pay a different way and not just PayPal?
PAIcom will be on Steam soon, so you will be able to buy it using your credit card (or other metodes) too! ':D
Cool
PAIcom is FINALLY WORKING AGAIN!
And he is cooking some cool new features behind the scenes ;)))
(server issues are fixed)
Hello, the video presentation of your work on YouTube looks great, but I still have a few questions to ask. I would be very grateful if you could answer them.
When I tried to try out the demo version of Windows 11, it showed that I couldn't connect to the remote server. Has this issue been resolved on the paid version.
2. Has the Steam been launched? If Steam has been listed and I still cannot find it, then I have to say that it is prohibited by Chinese law and cannot be found.
So I would like to confirm if the issue of 'unable to connect to the server' has been resolved on the paid version, and if a definitive response is received. (In cases where I cannot purchase through Steam, I will pay through credit card)
(English)if i remeber well steam was banned in china 1/2 mouts ago （中文）如果我没记错的话 Steam 1/2 个月前在中国被禁了
If the demo doesn't work, the premium server won't work either...
It wont matter on what platform because its just hard to make an app that also works in China...
You can try using a vpn tho! ':D
He's finally on Steam now! ':D
¿disculpe palcom esta en español o llegara a tener el idioma en español?
PAIcom podría tener soporte en español, pero no en la función cercana... (espero que puedas entender lo que escribí, estoy usando el traductor de Google)
what if i dont have a mic...
It's a voice computer assistant... it needs to hear ya voice to work lol... (aka it uses ur mic to hear what commands u are telling him)
If ya dont have a mic PAIcom will just not work...
I'm having issues downloading it from here when will the steam version come
I am sorry to hear that!
Please join our discord server so we can help you configure PAIcom! ':D
(Also the installer tells you to run it as administrator, so if ya didnt tried that... you should! :P )
He's finally on Steam now! ':D
When's the Steam version coming out??
Due to exams, PAIcom (steam version) will be delayed.
In 2 months (a little more or less), PAIcom should be available on the Steam store tho! ':D
Nice, I can wait for a while. Then again, I can't wait for it ^w^
He's finally on Steam now! ':D
paicom taunt me today how to be a yandere and i am proud 10/10
REMINDER!
If you want to try PAIcom before purchasing it, you can try the demo version of it first!
So you y'all can see if you like PAIcom or not! ':D
Link:
Paicom fucked my girlfriend
10/10 would have him fuck my girlfriend again
(edited due to scripters wishes and I am now legally able to be compensated by scripter)
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First and foremost, I must say that I was simply blewn away to have the pleasure of using this innovative contraption. The design was quite unique, but I must confess that it added a certain level of comfort and coziness to my bunk station.
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One aspect that particularly impressed me was the PAIcom's ability to adapt and learn from my preferences and war habits. As I continued to use it, the assistant became increasingly intuitive, anticipating my needs and providing bespoke solutions to my daily tasks.
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P.S. It helps the voices to calm down sometimes! <3
also how do i get his regulus skin to show?
Hello there!
PAIcom's regular skin is shown by default when you install the vanilla PAIcom premium version!
If you have more questions don't hesitate to write them in our server! ':D
Link:
https://discord.gg/xt2Ekv45GX
My bad there may have been a mistake with interpretation TwT “regulus” is the species that one of the skins are not “regular TwT
how do you change PAIcoms name? (if thats possible)
Yes it is possible and very easy to do! ':D
Just follow the written documentation or this YouTube video tutorial: