PAIcom (furry computer assistant)
A downloadable game for Windows
PAIcom! The funniest and best furry voice computer assistant there is!
[Also the first furry (protogen) computer assistant in the world!]
Using your microphone you can talk to him! (Creator note: It is very nice to talk to an AI when you don't have friends!)
He can open apps, games, websites on your computer and much more! (+ he can be fully modded!!!)
Works on desktop and VR and has a nice DISCORD community!
Now available to download on itch.io and soon on Steam!
SO WISHLIST IT NOW ON STEAM!
So... why purchase PAIcom?
He is VERY FUNNY!
PAIcom is very FUNNY!!
He has a joke for all the voice commands he has!
He is very fast!
He is very fast!
Source: trust me bro
PAIcom can be FULLY MODDED (without coding knowledge)
Yes, you heard me right! MOD PAICOM!
You will be able to change PAIcom's name, skin, responses, voice, etc!
YOU will be able to even make your OWN VOICE COMPUTER ASSISTANT using PAIcom's "engine"!
ISN'T THAT EXCITING?
Steam VR and SlimeVR Compatible
PAIcom works in any vr form however it works the best with SteamVR!
You can tell PAIcom to change your steam status, open steam/steam vr games and... if you are in a Full Body Tracking game with the SlimeVR trackers, you can tell PAIcom to calibrate them real fast if they drift!
Okay so how do you afford this?
I can't afford it lmfao.
So if ya want to help me please consider buying my software here (or on steam) for 5.99$
You can also buy PAIcom premium on my Patreon and get exclusive benefits and content!
Official Patreon page: https://www.patreon.com/paicom?fan_landing=true
3D Model made by Nukude and modified by Ovidiu Dendrino / scripter S
Protogen species made by Malice-Risu (@CoolKoinu)
Purchase
In order to download this game you must purchase it at or above the minimum price of $5.99 USD. You will get access to the following files:
Development log
- I AM BACK WOO (+ PAicom got married)47 days ago
- PAicom Steam release!?!? (info)Feb 16, 2024
- Event + Credit Card update + 20% discountDec 15, 2023
- PAIcom is now on STEAM!!!!Sep 22, 2023
- PAIcom IS BACK!!!!!Sep 07, 2023
- I have sad news...Mar 17, 2023
Comments
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i need to get PAIcom when it releases, this is my life goal right now.
i need da funny assistent proto that can vanish like my dad did
This is probably late to respond but can you make PAIcom female? I don't see a link for it. I'm probably just not seeing it
There is no official way to make PAIcom female (only if there are community made mods for PAicom that make him female)
You probably heard about my other voice assistant named Smug AI, which is female! :3
You can get her here:
Are you planning add other languages? Brazilian Portuguese for example =]
If PAicom does well on Steam, I will add multiple languages, yess! ':D
Are you still looking for people with a Steam Deck OLED to test PAIcom?
Actually that would be really helpful!
Join our discord and I will announce there when we need more testing for the Steam Deck! :3
PALcom is nice.
I love palcom
It is spirit animal
I am hold hostage by it
Best 5 i ever spet
AYY IM REALLY HAPPY TO HEAR THAT HAHA
Mrhmmmm... the temptation of geting the silly boi on here is huge.... but i must wait... for steam release...
AAAAA-
(me just being silly and eager to have em X3)
Looks interesting I just wonder if he's safe to use as I don't want him to go giving out info. I only ask I'd rather know before I think of buying him myself
AYY THANK YOU FOR REACHING OUT!
PAIcom doesn't collect, store or send ANY of your information!
I really don't like how the other companies just collect data from users for no reason, so that's why PAicom doesn't do ANY OF THAT!!! ':D
That's also why PAIcom doesn't have a privacy policy! (There’s simply no data to handle so... there is no need for that xD)
I hope I helped you and I hope ya will have a nice day/night! :3
Okay thanks I wondered as I didn't want to go buying something that could risk my computer. If I can I'll maybe see about adding him to my PC some point to try him out. I do like the Protogen race so that's a plus.
question: is it helpful with brazilians, because i wanted him to help my family on the computer too. and also, be "hooman friendly"
AHH SORRY FOR THE LATE REPLY!!
PAicom CAN help your family with the computer, however... however... PAicom is very silly and... skibidi... let's say...
Like... he WILL call you a boomer if you use facebook... or just make fun of you (in a funny way) depending of what you do... or (depending of what you tell him) he might also troll you and disable your monitor for 2 minutes...
So... yeah PAIcom is very useful... but I don't think its the best for ur parents or grandparents... because of its... "gen Z" humor and other stuff xDD
He would be the best for you tho HAHA
I hope I helped you and I hope ya will have a nice day/night!!! :3
Hey, I have a little question, I bought paicom, I downloaded it and everything was fine, but when I open it, it doesn't listen to me, I tried as best I could to fix that, but it still can't listen to me, what could be the problem? :c (srry for the bad inglish, i use google translator xD)
Thank you for reaching out! :3
When you turn PAicom on, press the "Help" button and follow the tutorial! ':D
If the video didn't helped you please join our discord server so we can help you live! >w<
I hope I helped you and HAVE A NICE DAY/NIGHT!! :3
Yes, I already saw the video and did everything it said, I also realized that I had to put English as the main language on my PC, and it finally worked for me, THANK YOUUUU :,3
AYY I'M GLAD IT WORKS NOW! ':D
However, PAicom should work even if ur main computer language is not English.
(My laptop has Romanian as its main language and English secondary)
Maybe Windows didn't applied the English pack correctly the first time, and after you switched it as your main, it was finally applied correctly... (Windows can be terrible sometimes lol)
So I recommend switching back to your old language (without removing the English pack) and see if PAicom works! :3
(and tell me if it worked aswell!)
THANKS!!! >///<
That's what I did at the beginning when I was following the tutorial guide, but it didn't work, and now I tried it again and it still doesn't work, it only works with English as the main language :,c
I'm glad PAicom works! ':D
That's very odd behavior tho...
(For me and other users, PAicom works fine even if u have another main language)
So... sadly that's a Windows issue, not a software issue... but I will try to see if I can do anything about it!
AGAIN, IM HAPPY PAICOM WORKS FOR YA THO AND I HOPE YA WILL HAVE FUN WITH HIM!!! :3
Wellcome back ovidiu, its been long isnt it? X3, welp i hope youre doing good, i understand if u took time to do your stuff, may i ask, when you tink steam release its gona happen?, how many wishlists does pai have? (exact number if posible :3)
i never losed hope and il get it on steam as soon as it releases!
(u can reply to the question on the coment i left on the "PAicom Steam Release!?!? (info)" development log instead if u want)
AYY HELLO THERE!
It feels so good to be back HAHA!
I will do a BIG announcement extremely soon detailing the awesome future PAicom will have! (all the details about the Steam release and more)
Im really REALLY excited and cant wait to share the good news with yall! ':D
I hope I helped you (kinda xD) and I hope ya will have a nice day/night!! :3
hehehe great!!!
im glad that you also are happy about it <3
see ya later!
hey so i closed the command menu and i dont know how to i open it again, could i get some help?
Oh sorry for the late reply!!
To open/reopen any menu in PAicom you just press PAicom (when he is on your desktop) and a menu will appear where u can select what UI's (features, menus etc) to open! ':D
I hope I helped you and I hope ya will have a nice day/night! :3
sry for the late replay, but thank you also his a great assistant :3
PFFF U MADE MY DAY!!!
IM GLAD U LIKE IT!!! :3
AHHH I WANT THIS SO BAD, but alas, I haveth no moolah. Being 18 in a developing country sucks.
Hey can you tell me in what country u are in and what currency do you use?
Maybe I can help you (and other ppl from ur country) be able to get PAicom by setting up regional pricing! ':D
(making it cheaper/way cheaper in developing countries)
If you don't want to write it here publicly, you can contact me on discord!
My discord name is: scripters
I hope I helped you and I hope ya will have a nice day/night! ':D
I am NOT waiting for Steam release
so i bought it here
Oh my god this actually looks super cool
any closer to the goal? <3
ik i aint related to the developement of paicom but or 1, we are CLOSE as hell or 2, it reached its goal but Ovidiu its being massacred by tons of homework to the point that cant even just look at steam, 2 months aggo in a coment heanounced paicom had lightly over 2.4k wishlists, and he hasnt replied to those coments of 2 months aggo, so thats my guess
lets see how this goes :3
How many Steam wishlists do we currenty have? im curious. (ive also been waiting like a year so i need something to hold me off from spending money on itch.io [i dont trust this website])
in a coment of like a month aggo i heard he mentioned it having 2.4k wishlists, he aint repliying surely because of his work, be patient ;3
you think we got 100+ wishlists in a month?
Probably, but as he its so bussy in the unibersity he cant do the changes, you can see that in another coments, also u could se ive sent a msg last month there and he hasnt replied yet, take in mind that the last days are the ones with most tests and homework
IM WANTING TO BUY IT!!
yo, how many wishlist has got paicom? (exact number if posible)
and when u tink u will reach ur goal of 2,5k wishlists at this pace?
i say this because i swear to god im SO EAGER for it to b released in steam!
il purchase it as soon as i see it able in steam!
Eh...is there anyway to let the cute creature identify other language like Chinese? Since I'm a Chinese and I want to use it in my language.(He is so CUUUUUUTE~)
I dont tink he can, ive readed other coments and he said that PAIcom just understands english for now, but maybe he will add compatibility for other languages, well see how this goes :P
Cant seem to get it to work on my opera GX. could just be because im not much of a tech savvy :/
PAicom is not an opera GX addon tho...
I think you are trying to open the .rar file with opera GX.
(You should open it with winrar or other alternatives)
But don't worry, we can help you in real time in my discord server! ':D
Just join and go in the #help channel! :3
when gx addon?
how do i know that PAIcom is safe for my computer and my cyber privacy
That's A GREAT QUESTION!
I am really pissed at how Google (with their Google Assistant), Amazon (with their Amazon Alexa Assistant) and even Apple (with their Siri assistant) "legally steal" soo much of your personal data for no reason.
However, PAIcom is different!
PAIcom doesn't store or send ANY and I really mean ANY of your data.
What you do with PAicom is your business and nothing leaves your computer.
You can verify that by trying to find PAIcom's "Privacy Policy" which right now is not existent because PAicom does not and will not store or send any of your information(s).
To be fully transparent and honest with you, PAicom did had a "Privacy Policy" and it did send me every time a command was used so I could get a "chart" of what were the most popular commands in PAIcom.
That only happened in PAicom ver 0.2 till 0.4 (we are now at PAicom version 0.6, soon releasing 0.7) and I was doing that so I could see what were the most popular and used voice commands and make similar and useful voice commands like the popular ones.
I was doing that because PAicom is a voice computer assistant, aka all the responses/animations are written, animated and voice acted by me and that takes a lot of time.
Because I was and still am the 2nd best piano player for my age category from Romania I didn't had time to work on PAIcom because of national Piano contests and I wanted to make voice commands that would actually be used and be useful in PAIcom, so I resorted to that method for just version 0.2 till 0.4 .
After I did that "experiment" I understood what people wanted from PAicom so I removed all communications between PAicom and me in version 0.5 . (aka PAicom is not sending any information since and will not send any data to me in the future aswell)
And if people want specific stuff in PAicom, they can just write me their ideas on discord now! :3
So to wrap things up, PAicom is a top selling software (voice assistant) that is safe to use!
Because I am legally required to disclose everything it does, you can check my statements (aka that PAIcom doesn't store or send any data) both here on itch.io but also on Steam! ':D
I hope I helped ya and if ya have more questions, don't hesitate to ask me! >w<
Hey Ovidiu, i need help with Paicom, he dosen't listen to me for some reason, i did everything in like in help video but he still doesn't listen to me, idk what's the problem
I am very sorry to hear that my silly goober (aka PAicom lol) is not working on your computer...
BUT DON'T WORRY!!11!1!
Just join my discord server so we can help you make PAIcom work!! ':D
Update: The user was helped and now he is enjoying PAicom >w<
How does the application work on the Steam Deck LCD(if at all)?
If you have Windows 10/11 installed on your Steam Deck (main operating system or secondary using double boot) PAIcom should work! ':D
I can't say for sure because I don't have a steam deck and can't try myself...
But... I hope I helped ya! :3
Goal Reached~
WHATTTTT!?!?!?!?!
BRO YALL INSANE HAHAHAHA
ITS LITERALLY BEEN A FEW HOURS AND YALL ALREADY SMASHED THE GOAL?
THANK YALL SOO SOO SOO SOO SOO SOO MUCHHH!
YALL THE FRICKING BESTTT!!!!
my computer says it won't launch it because it thinks its a virus? what do I do?
Hello there!
I am sorry to hear PAIcom was falsely flagged as a virus...
He rarely gets falsely flagged as a virus... and when he does get flagged as one it is because he uses your microphone... (he uses your microphone to hear you... because he is a voice assistant haha)
To fix this issue, reinstall PAIcom and after that find the place where u reinstalled PAIcom and whitelist it in your antivirus software!
(I can also help you with that! Be sure to join the discord server and go to the #help channel)
I hope I helped you and THANK YOU FOR PURCHASING PAICOM!!! :3
I hope ya will be able to enjoy it soon! :D
Edit: (I helped him in discord and the issue was solved)
how do I get the premium PAIcom? I paid the $5 on patreon
AYY THANK YOU A LOT FOR THE PURCHASE!!!
I just finished sending the PAIcom licenses to the new Patreons I got today and yesterday... right now!
So be sure to check your Patreon dms to get your license and also the awesome perks! :3
(again THANKSSS)
Can I pay other way than PayPal?
You should be able to buy PAIcom thru Patreon (thru credit card)
Just be sure you get the 5$ tier (or the more expensive ones) so you get the license.
(+ because you are doing it that way you also get your name in the PAIcom software for everyone to see)
Link: https://www.patreon.com/paicom
Thank you for checking my stuff out! ':D
Update: You can now also purchase PAIcom using any credit card right here on itch.io!
I hope I helped ya! ':D
EDIT: PAIcom works now! :3
will this be on the steam deck
PAIcom should work on any Steam Deck that runs windows 10 or 11.
However I did not tested it yet (because I dont have a steam deck lol)
Before I will launch PAIcom on Steam I will do a lot of testing with users that have Steam Decks (both the LCD version and OLED version) and make a post about it.
I hope I helped ya! ':D
free (demo) version nonexistent.
There was a PAIcom demo when PAIcom launched but a few months ago I decided to remove it because it was really outdated and didnt reflect the new current state of the premium version of PAIcom. (Since launch, PAIcom got a lot of updates that made him have more feature and be more awesome haha)
Eventually I will update the demo and re-release it however right now I am mostly focusing on releasing the premium PAIcom Steam version + it's features (ex: the modding steam-workshop feature, etc)
I hope I helped you and I hope ya will have a nice day/night! :3
i wanna get this but i don't wanna use my money :(
I will give it to you for free!!
If you have the lastest Steam Deck OLED + an external microphone tho (the external mic is optional)
I really need latest (OLED) Steam Deck testers before launching PAIcom on Steam lol
I have the latest OLED steam deck. I’ll test it
when are you gonna release it on steam i need that proto
PAIcom will be on steam I get 2500 wishlist on Steam! ':D
Right now I have over 1900
(I do that because all the developers from Steam recommend atleast 2500 for your game/software to not be hidden/not promoted or shown at all by the Steam algorithm to other users)
[basically Steam made their algorithm try to guess what games are shovelware so they would pretty much hide that. They are doing it based on every software/game's popularity lol... So thats why I dont wanna be on Steam's bad side + thats why I wanna get wishlists xD]
So wishlist PAIcom now, gamer!!!1111!!11!
thank you for telling me that i already wishlisted it :3
I love him so much i need him NOW. when i get my first paycheck from my new job i NEED this. haahhahaha
AYYY I AM GLAD THAT YOU LOVE MY PROJECT!!!
GOOD LUCK AT UR JOB!!!! ':D
WARNING!!
For a few days, credit card payments won't work!
(aka you can't buy PAIcom with your credit card right now, you can buy it just with PayPal or a credit card linked thru PayPal)
We are working on this issue!
Do you have to say a certain thing for PAIcom to answer
Hello there!
Because I wanted to make PAIcom unique, PAIcom is a voice assistant, not an AI or some ChatGPT type bullshit xD.
(because AI/chatGPT's jokes and sometimes responses didn't make me laugh at all... or made me think he is a silly mf that has lots of personality, I chose to write and voice-act every response)
So yes, you have to say certain things for PAIcom to answer.
For now, he has over 60 voice commands but I am adding more and more every few months!
I hope I helped you and I hope you will have a nice day/night! :3
Thank you this does help
No problem!
I am really happy I was able to help!
I hope you will have a nice day/night! ':D
(One more thing, I edited the original reply to fix some minor grammar issues)
cant smash him but i loved him 11/10
I am really REALLY happy to hear you love PAIcom!
However, dont give rule34 artists ideas because my other assistant already got "art" on that website.... HAHAHAHA
Thank you xDDz
Very funny!
AYYY glad to hear that you are really enjoying PAIcom! :3
Please quickly put it on the Steam platform, I really need it
I will put it as soon as I can.
Sadly University is really fucking me up... but I will work on PAIcom and put him on Steam as soon as I can.
You can "wishlist" him on Steam right now btw!
(You will get notified when PAicom will be available for purchase on Steam + it will help me a lot)
And finally, thank you for your comment :3
YAY more things to waste my money on! :3
Worth the money tho :3
-the creator lmao
Payed and done :) By the way, how's the steam key gonna work? are you gonna like add a text file to the download or something?